Sunday, October 17, 2010

ALL EARS

Seventeen years ago, when the concept of "The Zedland Chronicles/Orphan Running" was a mere wisp of a thought, I took a course called "Expository Writing" thinking I'd learn something helpful, since I knew nothing about the craft at all. To my great surprise, I learned a lot, and as an interesting side benefit, I became a more analytical reader. Who knew?

While I gained an intellectual understanding of various literary elements and their importance—voice, point of view, slant, ethos, pathos, logos, imagery, symbolism—it was the feedback from my classmates and my professor that helped me find my stride.  Gosh, I was easy. Got a few pats on the back and became a writing fool. Jumped out of the old confining box with astounding athleticism. So gratifying. I enjoy the process now—sometimes laugh or cry at my own work. It's embarrassing.

If I had to single out one specific aspect of the learning experience that upgraded my writing ability the most, it would be that I used to try to write, you know, like letters to the editor in the Times Herald Record, and now, I just listen to my voice.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

FAKE RIGHT, GO LEFT

I'm the baby of my family, and I was doted upon. It's really easy to become accustomed to that. I think my sister (a published author) still pulls her punches when she criticizes my writing. My wife is a middle child, and she lives to please. But right from the start, we verbalized the need to shoot for a healthier balance -- a balance of our neuroses -- a gentle tugging toward the center. Not that I'm a centrist or anything. A half-step further to the left, and I'd probably fall off the dock into the Red Sea!

Friday, October 15, 2010

IS THE PEN REALLY MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD?

Back in March and April of 2010, the Times Herald Record published two letters to the editor from the chairman of the Orange County Conservative Party, John P. Delessio, claiming that God caused the demise of a couple of democrats in some local races. 

A few days later, there was another letter from a writer in Narrowsburg, NY, refuting Mr. Delessio's claims of devine intervention with an intelligent, insightful, well-crafted, eloquently written rebuttal.

What amazes me, in light of such a powerful counter-attack, is that Mr. Delessio is still standing.  He ought to be in a closet, cringing and red-faced, unable to cope with the falsehood of his premise, mortally wounded.

If all the talented writers in the world attacked Mr. Delessio simultaneously, I don't believe we'd dent his armor. Perhaps we ought to ditch the writing and learn how to fence!



Thursday, October 14, 2010

Why I Write

Guns and knives scare me, and I'm not bigger, stronger, or faster, but you don't have to worry about me. I'm not defenseless. Words are my weapons. You better believe they can do a lot of damage, even kill, if necessary. I have a lifetime supply of ammunition right at my fingertips. That's a comforting thought.  They're easy to sneak onto airplanes, too. Have Pen, Will Travel -- Wordslinger For Hire. Beware, I have an adjective with your name on it, but it wasn't always so.

As a young kid, with my strong creative urge desperately seeking an outlet, I tried to learn to play the accordion, clarinet, and guitar but failed miserably at all three. Got the skin of my upper thigh caught in the bellows of the accordion during my first lesson. The purple bruise lasted ten days and hurt like hell. Anyway, the thing had 120 buttons just for the left hand. I didn't stand a chance, can't even get an Ipod to work, so I gave it up for the guitar--no moving parts in the lap area--but I couldn't get past the bleeding and pain in my fingertips. They remained sensitive to pressure for six weeks. Once my fingers healed, I thought I might have a chance with the clarinet, but I developed earaches every time I tried to play. Something to do with a weak mouth.

Thinking music was still the way to channel my creative energy, I took singing lessons. Big mistake. I should have known. I could never tune my guitar. The singing instructor said I have nice hands and suggested I try pottery. She was very polite, but pottery turned out to be too gooey for me.

I tried ballet. After all, I could jump really high, and I liked the sound of some of the terms like grand-jete and pirouette, but the teacher said I sucked, and it was true. In the end, I guess I write because I can't sing or dance or play music.




Tuesday, October 12, 2010

INTERNATIONAL TOP-SPINNING DAY!

Tomorrow, Wednesday, is the 10th annual International Top-Spinning Day, a celebration founded by the non-profit Spinning Top and Yo-Yo Museum -- www.topmuseum.org -- out in Burlington, Wisconsin. The proprietress, Judith, has some very special skills. If you're ever out that way, look her up.


This is a photo of the LSX, the world's longest spinning top.

INTERNATIONAL TOP-SPINNING DAY -- Video


Monday, October 11, 2010

With Liberty And Justice For All

Out of respect for Native Americans, I am not going to celebrate Columbus Day, today.