Could It Be?

Could it be that so many Polish and Italian citizens are Christian because JESUS spelled backwards sounds like sausage?
Using the same logic, perhaps that is why many a JEW has a decent short game. (wedge: a golf club used for approach shots to the green).
And in conclusion, perhaps GOD is a four-legged creature?

If ur out of your gourd, you've found god!
Happy Halloween!

Not Blessed

May I humbly suggest that, in spite of the song, God doesn't bless America. Though the tune brings tears to our eyes, he only snorts and projects the resultant heavenly phlegm as far as he can, as if to separate himself from the arrogance of our nationalistic delusion. Rather than the apple of his eye (Holland probably wins, hands down), we are more likely the thorn in his side, for which, in retribution, he has given us Sarah Palin.

CHOCOLATE

Today is national chocolate day. Finally, a celebration I can get behind. And it can get to yours, too!

Just Another Shining Example

Before a debate between Rand Paul(R) and Jack Conway(D), Tim Profitt, Paul's Senate campaign coordinator for Bourbon County, Kentucky, forcefully stepped on the head of a liberal activist with the group MoveOn.org and pinned her face to the concrete. Mr. Profitt didn't like the young woman's sign and disregarded her right to carry it. The Paul campaign dropped Profitt as coordinator and banned him from all future events.

A judge will determine whether to proceed with an assault case against Profitt! (!)

I say the heck with the judge. Save the time and money. Just go to the video tape! The whole nation got to watch the idiot stomp the helpless victim with a vengeance. The guy obviously has anger management issues. I'd hate to be his puppy, his wife, or his child.

The thing is, there are soooooooo many more people like Tim Profitt. Maybe even the judge who's deciding whether to prosecute. Certainly there's enough of a pool to perform a really significant clinical study to try and determine just how, when, and why men become assholes. I guess the problem is: Nobody would volunteer!

1st COVER PROOF

This is an approximation of the cover of

THE ZEDLAND CHRONICLES/ORPHAN RUNNING.  

*The font will be changed in the third line of graphics, and it will be moved up so that it doesn't cover the hair in the illustration. Unfortunately, the brightness and contrast achieved by manipulating the illustration with a computer cannot be duplicated in the printing process. The words on the left can be seen in an earlier post called 

BACK COVER.