Every year, on my birthday, I write another St. Patrick's Day limerick. Here's the one for 2011:
An Irishman dressed all in green,
had the longest wang I've ever seen.
When he peed, said his daughter,
his thing reached the water,
so the loo never needed a clean.
Many folks consider that a limerick must be obscene, or it's not a limerick. I'm not that rigid. I just enjoy the obscene ones more.
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
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